dankities 

A word used (usually when high on marijuana) to describe one or more items of food, or 'dankities'. They are usually microwavable or packaged and are consumed in vast numbers. Also usually followed by the word "fool".

Me: Want some dankities, fool?
Blazed comrade: Dankities fool.

dankities by brian February 6, 2005

danitis 

Falling asleep at what is considered to be too Damn early.

Person 1: I'm so tired
Person 2: its only 6:30 you have danitis

danitis by yellowneck May 24, 2014

Dancitis 

A medical condition that causes the sufferer to experience the uncontrollable need to dance. These symptoms often present themselves in unusual situations such as at work or school, while cleaning the house, while driving, etc. and are not limited to occasions when music is present.

This disorder can strike anyone at any time regardless of dance experience or talent.

I got the Dancitis! or I feel a case of Dancitis coming on...

Dancitis by wednesday mayhem January 14, 2011

dankified 

The state of being extremely high after using very "dank" or potent marijuana. Can be described as "on a whole new level"

yo man im dankified

yeahh dog that kush was bangin!

dankified by croxbox March 22, 2011

dankies 

high potent marijuana that gets you really fucked up

damn im ripped off those dankies

dankies by d@d@nkM@n May 13, 2005

Dankigistic

Dank, orgasmic, and fantastic all put together. Used to describe reallllly fantastic weed.

Dad smoked that Purple Nurple the other night, texted me, and said it was Dankigistic.

Dankigistic by undergroundjunkie928 December 31, 2009

dankiest 

A high ranking of dank

Only the dankiest of memers reside in these halls...

dankiest by hnatE January 10, 2017