crumsturbating 

crying, taking a dump, and masturbating at the same time

after getting pWned, Todd was in the bathroom crumsturbating for a few hours

crumsturbating by stillberry November 25, 2010

Crysturbating 

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

Crysturbating by Edo8! February 19, 2009

Crasturbating 

Crying whilst masturbating. Mostly over departed girlfriends.

Kevins crasturbating over Katie.

Crasturbating by Philadagonymitchyslickkrondon October 5, 2008

crumpsterbating 

To cry, take a dump and masturbate at the same time...

Whoa! I just saw Josh crumpsterbating... I didn't even think that was possible

crumpsterbating by TheCapitalMan December 28, 2010

Crapsturbating 

The act of masturbating while taking a crap.

I ate mexican food, then watched some dirty movies and spent the whole day crapsturbating.

Crapsturbating by HardShralpingWy February 28, 2011

chemsturbating 

When two nerds speak excitedly about complex nerdy chemistry ideas that mean nothing to those surrounding them but it fully intellectually excites them.

What are those nerds talking about?" "I have no idea... something about hydrogen bonding?" "They must be chemsturbating.

chemsturbating by nastasya June 10, 2011

Crabsturbating 

A method of masturbation in which a man repeatedly pinches the tip of his penis with his thumb and forefinger. Can be done with one or both hands. Also known as crabbing, the crab grab, the fiddlers whistle, and Daniels Song

"Auughh... Ooughh... I'm crabsturbating, crabsturbaaaaaaaation"

Crabsturbating by The Dumper February 12, 2009