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Cranklin 

Franklin, NC

a place full of old people, and lots of meth, coke, and pot.

lil crack too...
*FHS douche-bag dumb-asses*

-Another meth lab blew to shit!

-Oh damn son! thats Cranklin for you..
Cranklin by Gizmoisdaman May 20, 2010

Max Conklin 

The act of shoving two or more Slim Jims up someone’s pp hole.
Ima Max Conklin this pack of slim Jim’s up my dogs dick.
Max Conklin by Dudbdj March 30, 2019

Randy Conklin 

The type of person to lose their jewelry and be attacked by the Russian Mafia and spoopy ghosts.
Randy: Hey it’s Randy Conklin, do you have the jewelry brother?
Friend: Ok when do you want me to give it to you?
Randy: Hold on, I’m getting attacked by some spoopy ghosts and the Russian mafia, ttyl
Friend: Those darn spoopy ghosts, they get you every time.

Crinkling 

Furries walking about in diapers. Mostly filled.

Other terminologies include: Crinkle
At RainFurrest they were crinkling.
This is how you crinkle.
Crinkling by Kekistani_Memefag July 17, 2017

Brett Conkling 

One of the original old horses who revolutionized online vocabulary forever. The professional gamer, Zero BC who has made money than your family combined.
I am such a donkey dick turkey, I am tired of getting the schloog and being a duker. I wish I could be more like Brett Conkling

I heardddd about that big ole DICKKKK
Brett Conkling by AJDavie December 18, 2009

Cronking 

That moment when a party or tune kicks those legs into action causing your booty to thrust, fist to pump and body to get down and get on it, i.e. That OOMPFT feeling.

A beefy beat may also be described as a 'Cronker' likewise getting your groove on may be described as 'getting your cronk on'.
"That cronking bassline is making my lungs rattle"

"Dude that party last night was proper cronking"

"That last tune Buckley played was a cronker"

"Wow! You see Soul Train last night? Don Cornelius got his Cronk on!"
Cronking by Partay Pat September 15, 2012