croakleys 

A combination of wearing "Croakies" neoprene sunglass straps with "Oakley" sunglasses. A blend of function and fashion from 1992, still embraced by the outdoor working class. The drape of the Croakies serves the ancillary benefit of creating an artificial mullet for its wearer; or, more likely serving to enhance the existing mullet.

Yo, my landscaper looks cool with his croakleys and his high and tight grey Lees.

croakleys by Game 904 March 21, 2008

croakies 

Name for the sunglasses strap first used by contractors, fishermen, golfers, etc, then made popular on college campuses in the south by fraternity guys. Considered by some to be the hallmark of the frat boy, much as the Vera Bradley purse is to the sorority girl.

Sport fisherman: I have croakies for my ray-bans that float in case they fall off in the water.

Frat boy: Me too!

Sport fisherman: The only time you need to worry about them falling off is when youre doing a kegstand.

croakies by i will beat you with my crack rock August 29, 2006

Going Martha Coakley 

Failing in a situation when you have everything set up for you to succeed; requires an enormous amount of incompetence and stupidity. A legitimate epic fail; something that only happens to a complete moron. Refers to the 2010 Massachusetts senate race where Martha Coakley ran one of the worst campaigns and saw an almost default Democratic seat lost to a Republican.

Person 1: How did we lose to the JV team?! We're on the Varsity! We should have won by 50!

Person 2: Dude, I know. I was worried we might become an example of Going Martha Coakley.

Person 1: God, I feel like such a failure. We had everything we needed to win.

Going Martha Coakley by Pat the Bat January 19, 2010

coakley 

verb: to lose something - particularly but not limited to a political race - which was once thought to be easily attainable.

If you're too confident, and believe you're as great as everyone says you are, you'll coakley the game for sure.

coakley by putch22 January 19, 2010

Sam Coakley

1.(Adj.) To be a complete ditz and a little off on the outside, but nerdy and organized on the inside
2. (V.) To restate a question in different words that was just answered; to be a bit of an idiot
3.(N.) A totally drop dead gorgeous gal

1. I am a bit of a Sam Coakley in math and science class.
2. I pulled a Sam Coakley today in biology.
3. Wow, look at that Sam Coakley!

Sam Coakley by Mas Yelyaoc June 10, 2011

Kroakleys 

A pair of Oakley brand sunglasses that are worn at all times of the day and during any conditions. Which include, but are not limited to, bicycling, napping, porch sitting, walking in the rain, broomballing, marching band, and musical concerts.

I just saw him on campus again wearing his kroakleys, does he ever take them off?

Kroakleys by Darsh69 May 5, 2010

coakleyed

to lose a unloseable political election

Although Martha had a 30 point lead in the bluest of blue states, she lost the election. She has been coakleyed.

coakleyed by ToBeCoakleyed January 19, 2010