crapooh 

Something crapooh or a crapooh situation is something so crap that one can't help it but adding a pooh of despair at the end of the word to accentuate their feelings. It also gives a funny turn to the word what with the crap+pooh amalgam and if you linger on the oo sound.

-Man, i wish i could come to that festie wit u but i gotta work this sucks man!
-Shit dude 3 whole days of live performances u gotta do something!
-I fucking can't my boss won't let me, it's crapooh that's what it is!

crapooh by Crissybix May 22, 2008

Carpoohling

The occasional moment in which the back of your shirt joins the toilet paper during an ass wipe.

Dude, I totally went carpoohling after taking a dump. I got shit all over the back of my shirt.

Carpoohling by JCD0823 March 2, 2011

doo doo capooh coo 

Taking a shit

Penelope doo doo capooh cooed in her diaper

doo doo capooh coo by Twatberglur February 10, 2014

Crapophony 

Used to describe an awful, disorderly mess of a noise. This can be a poorly played instrument, or progressive experimental jazz.

Mother: "Billy, please tell your dad to put the drumsticks down. It's getting late."
Billy: "Dad, Mum says the crapophony is getting on her tits."

Crapophony by sammo303 September 20, 2010

Crapophonic

A 'crapophonic' (crap-o-phonic) speaker is sometimes built into budget audio equipment. Sometimes it is used in professional equipment as well in order to provide an alternative to headphones.
The speaker is of poor quality and delivers a barely acceptable output, but is adequate in professional equipment to audition the sound.

Can also be applied to built in microphones in some equipment.

The Marantz recorder has a crapophonic speaker built in. This enables you to audition the sound you have just recorded - however, you would not enjoy full reproduction, or want to endure its output for long.

The crapophonic microphones did the job in an emegency, but good, purpose built plug in microphones would have been better.

Crapophonic by maudibe February 7, 2010

Crapophonicality

The quality of a seemingly smart person's contant nag for complexing simple stuffs by adding using difficult words , and in that process making his audience feel boredom .

Simon is such a poseur , he always uses difficult words to sound smart , but in reality he has a very surface level knowledge about everything . I believe , one day , his crapophonicality will be disclosed in front of everyone .

Crapophonicality by Dip_Narendrapally February 6, 2022

crapoona 

Adding gravitas to the word crap.

oh my god, your face looks like crapoona

hey you got some crapoona on your face

crapoona by SweetyMoll May 14, 2006