crapcan 

a car that is typically a piece of junk and destined for the crusher at the local junk yard. In some budget or racing circles a crapcan is the car of choice for competitors who race for 7 to 24 hours straight. Crapcans will never get you the girl or earn you "street cred" but can win you the race although not likely.

Man that thing in your garage is such a crapcan! You should take it to the junk yard.

No way! That is the only race car I can afford and I bet I can win a race with it.

Maybe if it doesn't catch fire first!

crapcan by porkchops22 April 26, 2011

crapcan 

anything manufactured by the company known as belkin.

an example of a crapcan is crim_'s belkin model F5D6231 wireless router.

crapcan by crim_ January 27, 2008

CRAPCUNTS 

Cartoony Roster of Assorted Player Character-Underpinned Netplay Team Shooters. An acronym used to describe multiplayer battle arena FPS games with generic character classes and a distinctive Western artstyle. Inspired by the term ASSFAGGOTS.

"Hey man, you wanna play Overwatch?"

"Nah, I don't play CRAPCUNTS."

CRAPCUNTS by JohannesBusgo June 13, 2016

crapnana 

A banana that is overly ripe-almost rotten, and therefore not as good as a regular one.

"Gee, thanks for the crapnana shake Beth...it tastes funny"

crapnana by piffle July 6, 2006

crapcast 

It means that comcast is crap:Crapcast.
or Comcrap.

I hate crapcast. They suck.

crapcast by John May 13, 2005

Crapmanistan

A word for countries which are considered to be third world, or merely subpar. This specific term is used generally for countries around the middle east with names which are unfamiliar and/or hard to pronounce.

I asked Sally what country we were bombing, and she shrugged and said, "Crapmanistan."

Crapmanistan by cool4dude April 29, 2005

Crapcadian Rhythm 

The time of day you usually have to poop; the body's poop cycle.

My crapcadian rhythm is set for 7 am, so I make sure to be the first one to use the bathroom before my girlfriend wakes up and overtakes it.

Crapcadian Rhythm by Shut the front door November 12, 2011