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crackelass 

Wow, what a crackelass she is today.
crackelass by Greg Stoebner November 5, 2007

Crackeress 

A female Texan who posts crazy stuff about how blacks loved slavery and how Lincoln started the Civil War before he was even inaugurated. She also likes to use made-up words that she finds on Urban Dictionary as real words!!
Crackeress likes to say, "Oh you embicle moran retardo, you are such a rediculos epidologist if you think that the Civil War was about slavery -- it was about tariffs!! The South didn't start the war -- the mean Union troops were firing bricks from their fort at the nice, genteel cannonballs of the Southern gentry. It was so brutal!! Lincoln renig on a promise to let the South expand slavery."
1) a woman's bush begrudgingly offered, knowing that she will be able to use the favor to her advantage at a later time; i.e., a crabby female who allows playing in her grass now as a sacifice for a later advantage

2) a woman's pubes loaded with crabs
Damn I was horny, but the ole lady was in a pissy mood so I refused the crabgrass knowing that if I played today, I would be paying tomorrow.
crabgrass by pornhorn50 January 13, 2010

Crackgasm 

The precious moment where you move your bones in a way that "cracks" and relieves a lot of pressure at one time.
Me: I just had a crackgasm in my neck.
Friend: Bro, cracking your bones is bad for you.
Crackgasm by lulzSec, bitch July 19, 2016

Crackass 

1.One who is a complete moron, and idiot, a dumbass, or a bafoon. Practices bafoonary, idiocy.
2. Movie starring "pigeonkicker", a suburbs boy. "Crackass" portrays theemptiness of suburban life while still managing to run into stuff with shopping carts.
1. Your transvestite uncle Tammy is a complete crackass.

2. Me and the guys are going to see "Crackass" this weekend.
Crackass by tim s. December 16, 2004
when a guy has sex with a girl from behind a few days after shaving his pubes. leaving her Butt itchy for a few days... just like sittin on freshly cut crabgrass
remember that dyme wit the fat booty??? well i totally crabgrassed her last night.

yo man.. see that girl rubbin up against the wall??? dats my crabgrass!
crabgrass by rafrajam May 26, 2010