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OMG that cowser is goin' "moo moo moo" till the cows come home!
cowser by Freybjorg April 17, 2020

consertar 

From Portuguese <i>verb</i> To fix, to repair, to put right.
The related noun, "conserto", is often mixed up with concerto, the latter meaning "A musical composition for a solo instrument or instruments accompanied by an orchestra, esp. one conceived on a relatively large scale." (from Wiki)
Can you repair my car? <-> Você pode consertar meu carro?
They can't fix their own mistakes. <-> Eles não podem consertar seus próprios erros.
You must put this right! <-> Você tem que consertar isso!
consertar by felineDD November 2, 2011

cowperthwaite; "cowps" (abbv) 

Barrow AFC record goal-scorer; word used as substitute for deity by fans
"for cowps sake, tidy this place up", "cowps almighty, what a crap referee"

cowperthwaite; "cowps" (abbv) 

sad bastard that lives in the gym alsoplays for barrow FC
ohmy god you are so cowpsed

jake cowperthwait 

Savage killer who viciously murders his victims in their sleep then hangs their stuffed animals on the old Redwood Tree
Watch out for Jake Cowperthwait tonight.

liam cowperthwaite 

damn is that liam cowperthwaite, what a great guy