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Coronatard

A human being that goes into full “end of the world” mode because of the corona virus. Most coronatards buy unbelievable quantities of toilet paper. Also, they usually have coronaphobia.
You see that Karen over there? She’s a real coronatard.
Coronatard by oofblocks March 19, 2020

Coronadeathwish 

The desire to end one’s own life by contracting the Coronavirus.
Having been suicidal for some time, he felt the allure of Coronavirus, thinking that acting on his Coronadeathwish could effectively pull him out of his miserable life and nobody would be the wiser.

Coronamercial 

Any one of the endless stream of commercials put out by companies during the coronavirus pandemic – to show that they are still relevant and how they are going above and beyond to take care of their customers and employees. Typically featuring reluctant CEOs who don’t feel comfortable on camera, these spots can be for anything from fast food restaurants, car companies, hemorrhoid cream makers, beer distributors, etc. We get it – you’re still there, and you don’t want us to forget about you while we’re cowering in our homes in fear.
All I’ve watched on TV over the last month are 20-year-old football games, Brady Bunch reruns and coronamercials.

Coronaverse 

The name given to human society in a post Covid-19 world.
In the Coronaverse, every un-muffled cough or sneeze causes anxiety for those nearby that hear it.
Coronaverse by Vergelimbo March 17, 2020

Coronawhore 

One who presumably can slut around regardless of coronavirus. To coronawhhore cab also be to go hang out with multiple people regardless of stay home orders
She is such a coronawhore even a pandemic don't stop her from spreading them legs.
Coronawhore by Zorrobitch April 12, 2020

Coronabeard 

A beard grown while in quarantine or isolation during the 2019 Coronavirus pandemic. Often grown at the start of isolation with a plan to shave it off at the end of the pandemic in celebration. Observed as photos shared over social media for purposes of bragging right or simply to stave off boredom.
How do you like my Coronabeard? I am five days into growing my Coronabeard.
Coronabeard by misph1re March 25, 2020