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Coronaphone 

Our carefully disinfected office phone, a result of the endlessly robotic janitorial motions we make before using our shared workspaces.
Gimme a minute while I prepare the Coronaphone.
Coronaphone by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020

Coronaphobe 

A newly coined term used to describe a person with a clinical level of fear of contracting the Coronavirus.
Hell yes, I am a full-blown Coronaphobe!
Coronaphobe by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2020

coronabhorism

To be sick of literally everything being about COVID-19, from news articles to almost every word of the day in urban dictionary being about the virus for the past two weeks.
I think I'm feeling the effects of coronabhorism, I'm so sick of my news feed being filled with articles about it.

Coronahole 

A person who acts selfishly with unstoppable arrogance during times of world duress.
She acted like a true Coronahole when she purchased all the toilet paper, sanitary wipes, and hand sanitizer in the store.
Coronahole by Mkalandar March 16, 2020

Coronaphobe 

An uneducated, intelligence lacking person with an irrational fear of death from a non-leathal mild flu virus
Jeez, you back quickly. Yes. The shop was full of coronaphobes so i went through it fast
Coronaphobe by Infidel82 August 11, 2020

Coronaphobe 

That kind of person that watches the news too much, and is afraid of Asians. They also believe viruses to be little creatures that are corrosive to toilet paper. In addition the little viruses are allergic to dust masks.
Person: "How are you doing today sir?
Coronaphobe: "Ah! Vyrisys! Grabb de wipdey wipes and glubby gloves."
Coronaphobe by Smiggles ; ) March 25, 2020