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cookered 

To be "cooked in the head." Probably comes from "fried" or "brain fried." Imagine how someone would act if their brain was at least partially cooked. Could mean under the influence of drugs/alcohol or someone acting crazy or out of the ordinary.
Dude, did you see that guy in McDonalds last night drunk and singing Duran Duran using an Ice Cream cone? He was totally cookered!
cookered by UrbanDictionarianGod January 7, 2016
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A state one enters after indulging in too many alcoholic beverages or marijuana leaving them in an ignorant state of dillusion and/or dismay.
"Hey has anyone seen Timothy anywhere?"

"Nah mate, he's probably cokered out somewhere."
Cokered by Project AV April 16, 2013
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Coopered 

(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of experiencing age regressive fantasies in reality.
Person A: "Man, last night was so fun! I got everyone at the bar to play hide and go seek with me."

Person B: "Christ you were COOPERED. Never happened bro."
Coopered by RustMcGust April 12, 2013
To get so sideways inebriated you could be confused for someone who has a stroke in their broccas region, because you're completely incoherent.
Getting so crokered on the weekend it'll make the 97 knights mad Monday look like a nuns trip to the Vatican.
Crokered by Pongaforpm May 12, 2018

Cootered 

when a woman sends a picture of her cooter to another woman on her cellphone, email, etc. warning her to back off her man, because she found the other womans cooter on his cellphone to begin with.
Kim was cootered by Tonya, when Tonya found Kim's cooter on her man Gregs cellphone.
Cootered by Kat/Roxy October 4, 2008

Conkered 

When you're at a party and you feel really energetic when you have only had a few drinks, you're a bit tipsy and light headed but completely wasted.

In that confident and happy state.

Not to be confused with wankered which is when you are completely shit faced.

Another word for tipsy.
"I'm completely conkered!"
"But mate, you've only had two drinks?"
"I know!"
Conkered by DavidWood95 October 31, 2011

Brett Coopered 

The act of Brett Cooper reacting to your content.
Hey bro! Did you see that Brett Cooper reacted to your video on TikTok? You got Brett Coopered.