conjunkulate 

Usually for a male, when your junk congregates in the front, looking lumpy or misshapen.

Dude I hate this picture. Everything is so conjunkulated

conjunkulate by hoeseph69 April 9, 2020

Condonkulated 

Conflated beyond the state of repair; Redonkulasly entangled

Their relationship is absolutely condonkulated, they are screwed. The very fact that we still use paper medical records is absolutely condonkulated.

Condonkulated by iammrmadeaword March 8, 2019

Confuckulate

This word is a combination of 'Fucked up' and 'discombobulate'. It means to be messed up beyond all normal realms of thinking. It can be used as: confuckulated, disconfuckulate, disconfuckulated

I was sitting in a meeting, which is common in the Army, and the word discombobulated was used. A few minutes later, when I heard something really stupid, before thinking I said "That is disconfuckulated!"

Confuckulate by Mud Rat June 28, 2011

confuckulated

a mix of the words, confused, fucked, frustrated, and whatever other words you can mix in there

Today was confuckulated.

confuckulated by Peyton White September 3, 2005

conjungulated

To be conflicted or confused about something. Maybe upset.

Geez Connor, I’m Conjungulated because you don’t think it’s a real word.

“Frozen Peaches”...Jaylen, I’m Conjungulated as to why that word is so funny.

conjungulated by Jay Gottablast April 23, 2019

Confunkulated

The state of being confused past the point of confusion.

I am so confunkulated right now, I can't speak real words!!!

Confunkulated by Profitwolf August 22, 2011

Confuckulated

1) bad
2) confusing

That's confuckulated

Confuckulated by Tara February 16, 2004