confliction 

Coined by Rachel, Christie & Gianna during Big Brother's 2005 series in Australia; used instead of the word conflict to show that you are actually really intellect.

"This week I had confliction with Dean because he has a big dong. This affects my time in the house because..."

confliction by speakafreaka July 22, 2008

Total confunction nonsense 

When a scenario is complete nonsensical in every way

Kids always wanna ditch school instead of getting an education. That's total confunction nonsense

Total confunction nonsense by CaribbeanPikachu January 23, 2020

the natural confectionery 

The best fucking sweets on the planet

"Man I'm dyin' for some jungle jellies or some shit"
"Yeah bro the natural confectionery are the fucking shit"

the natural confectionery by Kram22 March 5, 2021

Confloption

Descended from the Greek word 'Confloptus'. To upset the equilibrium. To distress harmony. To create a disturbance.

We've just been jacked! Mans rushed up and conflopped everywhere y'all.

I say, what's that on the horizon? Is it a Navy vessel preparing to fire? I dare say we are about to enter a state of complete and total confloption.

Confloption by Lethal B November 8, 2008

confunctionality 

The degree of configurability, and functionality, as it pertains to something of a technical nature. (i.e. a software driven firewall for a computer opperating system.)

It does not offer a coherent level of confunctionality

confunctionality by Bitterman March 21, 2006

heart confarction 

When the gas from your bum goes to your heart because you hold back on letting one go

Timmy, dont hold it in too long or you'll get a heart confarction

heart confarction by thetruth1999 November 15, 2018

confluction 

Confluction: 1Massive Conflagration. 2Cluster Fuck of the 5th order. 3Entanglement of 500 coat hangers. 4Calling a credit card or software company and attempting to speak with a human.

The stimulus package is the biggest confluction to land on American taxpayers in over 225 years.

confluction by Bevo the Fox March 16, 2009