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cockspanner

That's my pint you dull cockspanner
cockspanner by gowershowerpower March 21, 2010

cockjammer 

Someone who jams cocks places they don't belong; come on, what else would it be?
Jesse likes smooth peanut butter?! What a cockjammer.
cockjammer by notcollin November 26, 2006

cockslammer 

Ross is such a cockslammer sometimes, he needs a fucking job.
cockslammer by Path March 23, 2004

cockslammer 

a really big faggot or someone who likes to slam cocks down their throat at high speeds
you want to fuck my 14 year old sister? fuck you u fucking cockslammer
cockslammer by lambogod December 30, 2012

Cockjammer 

A situation similiar to blueballs in which a man is on the very tip of ejaculating when his ho totally ditches him or does something to stop him from shooting his wad, jamming his cock with semen in the process. Also can make urinating quite difficult afterwards.

AKA the very worse weapon the cocktease has in it's arsenal. The ultimate bait and switch.
Dave: "Man, I was totally getting a handjob from Jenny but that bitch totally cockjammed me by saying she had work in the morning and telling me to rub one out on my own."

Phil: "That sucks bro. What a fucking Cockjammer. Well at least you almost busted a nut."

Dave: "Bust a nut?!?! She almost busted MY FUCKING DICK!! It hurts when I touch it. I think my penis knew she abandoned it before the deed was done. It's extremely angry about the whole ordeal. Oh, and the best thing was I couldn't piss for 4 hours either."

cockrammer 

one who takes penis in the shit funnel
Troy, shut up, you fuckin' cockrammer
cockrammer by Corey January 26, 2004