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cockroids 

cock.roids \ n: any of numerous erectile dysfunction "performance enhancing" drugs, designed to pump up the penis! giving quick recovery between many sessions. originally made for old dudes who couldn't get it up, now popped like tic-tacs by all ages who want to party like a porn star! available in many forms most common Viagra(sildenafil citrate),Cialis(tadalafil),Levitra(vardenafil HCI).prescription required in U.S.,but not often adhered to. prices vary. happy wood !!!
Jimmy needs to get some cockroids so can hit home runs with his special lady friend all night ! Cuz chicks dig the long ball !!!
cockroids by J.DONO October 31, 2009
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cockroids 

cock.roids \ n: any of numerous erectile dysfunction "performance enhancing" drugs, designed to pump up the penis! giving quick recovery between many sessions. originally made for old dudes who couldn't get it up, now popped like tic-tacs by all ages who want to party like a porn star! available in many forms most common Viagra(sildenafil citrate),Cialis(tadalafil),Levitra(vardenafil HCI).prescription required in U.S,but not often adhered to. prices vary. happy wood !!!
Jimmy needs to get some cockroids, so he can hit home runs with his special lady friend all night ! Cuz chicks dig the long ball !!!
cockroids by J.DONO October 31, 2009

cockriding 

Favouring a higher authority so they'll favour you.
Low rank: You're looking amazing today!
High rank: Thank you!

Somebody else: That low rank is always cockriding a high rank.
cockriding by LoserPopculture February 25, 2020

Cockride 

Same as someone who kisses ass. Someone who is a cockride attempts to gain favor of a person with higher authority in order to gain their trust for reasons of personal gain or to show off.
e.g.

Person 1: "Hey I think we should have a game of CoD?"
Person 2: "I think that we should play BF3 instead."
Coderider: "I want to play CoD on Person1's team!"

"Dave doesn't let anyone in his shed except Trent, what a fuckin' cockride."

-"Yeah, Jacob doesn't let just anyone into his mini-bar, but he lets me."
-"You're such a cockride cunt."
Cockride by Tambre' November 20, 2011

Cockrider 

Phen cockrides Geoterra staff 24/7 aka he’s a cockrider
Cockrider by Skelebubble April 10, 2020
A cock with a protruding, bulging blood vein like a thrombosed anal hemorrhoid.
While my cockrhoid looks rather freakish, she didn’t mind cause it was pounding her g spot like a boss.
Cockrhoid by Dick Onchin December 11, 2020

Freestyle Cockriding 

When someone is so proficient at riding cock that it becomes almost like an Olympic sport to them and they freestyle while riding the cock.
Dude Jeremy's sister is such a whore she started Freestyle cockriding me last night.