cockpoon 

A giant asshat or douche bag, who can't seem to do his job right.

Oh Brock, you're such a cockpoon!

cockpoon by Nefermais May 23, 2006

cocktoonist 

A person that draws cocks everywhere.

After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.

cocktoonist by tenesmus June 1, 2018

cockcoon 

A well endowed black man.

"I hear Tyrone is a cockcoon."

cockcoon by *.*.*.* April 29, 2009

Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis 

An ancient chant recited by the Woonis Clan at nightfall to butt rape the angry dumpling demons of the west (the Boolah) to keep them away so they can no longer steal their children’s pubes.

*Woonis child is being crotch shaved by Boolah demons*

Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”

Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis by PoonisHead December 4, 2020

cockpounder 

Someone who is really hard to deal with. The term is usually directed at males and can be used in most cases where one would be called an asshole.

That guy at the box office was a real cockpounder.

cockpounder by Stephen McDonnell January 26, 2006

orange cockcoon 

when you stretch your balls over the end of your dick, then shine a flashlight through the skin and illuminate your cock

Alsto amazed all with his awesome orange cockcoon...

orange cockcoon by iwascruel August 3, 2007

cockporn chicken 

kentucky fried chickens pop corn chiken mispronounced in order to get a good joke and a laugh...

KFC: can i have your order?
You: Yes one cockporn chicken please?
KFC: the treo or just the chicken sir?
You: Roflcopter.

cockporn chicken by D.U.I June 11, 2008