choozer 

A choozer is generally someone in the process of selecting, comparing, and choosing a product before it's purchase and subsequent use.

Most commonly used in reference to the UK mobile phone and motor car comparison site, www.choozer.co.uk

John is on choozer to find a new Android phone.

choozer by arbexo November 24, 2011

moozer choozer 

an insult used instead of the word loser which has became boring and fuetile in todays culture, someone whom choozes to mooze, consisting of the word moozer and choozer,
a loser whom is that way because they have chosen to their own downfall

tim decided not to come out, he chose to mooze
tim is a moozer choozer

moozer choozer by mike & roZ August 17, 2006

Chooser 

A term derived from the two words: Chump and Loser, combined together.

Woah did you see that guy eat it on his bike? What a chooser!

Chooser by Will Smith’s a G July 31, 2021

beggars can't be choosers 

used when someone is desperate for something but then becomes picky about it

person 1: oi got any money
person 2: only $2
person 1: shit that ain't much
person 2: look mate beggars can't be choosers

beggars can't be choosers by josef (joey) s March 10, 2020

Boonder Chooter 

Muslim for "monkey balls"
Very insulting in Muslim tradition

Aasim: Hey mom, what's Boonder Chooter?
Mom: What the hell who taught you that, go to your room!

Boonder Chooter by Boonder Chooter May 1, 2009

Chooker

Chooker = Chat Hooker: A girl that chats to guys in a bar in return for drinks or some other form of consideration or payment. It could be a pro, e.g. the girl that walks around bars selling shots and who chats as though she likes you for as long as you keep buying those shots. Or the amature that is simply on the look out for a cheap night and is willing to pretend to like you whilst you ply her with drinks.

My mate blew $300 on a chooker and the only thing he got up that night was the toilet lid and his guts!

Chooker by Deserter2.1 May 16, 2011

Coozer Malt

When you take a can of whipped cream, insert the nozzel in to the coozer, a.k.a. cooter, fill the coozer up with whipped cream. You then insert a long plastic straw into the coozer and blow bubbles or suck out the whipped cream. Also referred to as the 69 malt.

That coozer malt that I have my girlfriend last night tasted great.

Coozer Malt by Z Hizzle May 1, 2006