childsome 

to be childish, whilst under the influence of narcotics.

Nek was childsome last night.

childsome by mull city maddawgs January 14, 2013

Childspeak 

Speech that is immature, naive and full of unrealistic assumptions.

The sophomore presentation on abolishing government functions was childspeak.

Childspeak by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

childzoned 

Getting rejected because someone thinks you look and act young.

Ex: Jake childzoned Brittany when he said that she reminded him of a kid.

childzoned by justin wilkinsonr678 February 7, 2014

downs chindrome 

a condition in which people have a chin and mouth similar to a downs syndrome sufferer but without actually having downs sydrome itself. A fine example of this is the lead singer of the band McFly

"check out the chin on that kid.... that is a serious case of downs chindrome if ever i've seen one"

downs chindrome by horridman May 7, 2009

childroes

See Childroz,

Both term used to describe ghetto and trailer park children.

I got really pissed at Any, because my dick was hard and her childroes were still up

childroes by Dz Nutz January 16, 2004

childover 

Similar to a hangover, only with permanent side effects.
the result of way too many martinis during happy hour.

Jane should have insisted on contraception, Now Ted and her could quite possibly be coming down with a nasty childover!

childover by Disexlia boy January 18, 2010

childlover 

A non-existent word invented by pedophile activists as part of their ongoing effort to legitimize and legalize the sexual exploitation of children.

We don't like to be called Pedophiles please call us childlovers as we love children very much.

childlover by Johnny Mnemonic September 13, 2008