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Ballistic Prose

Words and phrases specifically manufactured/defined in order to mislead careless, irresponsible and deceptive journalists/writers.

{An innovative, percussive and aggressive method/style of writing wherein the author intentionally creates a word/phrase and a definition for the word/phrase as a weaponized literary instrument, objectively targeting and penetrating conventional thinking, culturally imposed dogmatic norms and multi-layered veils of psychosocially nurtured concepts. Ballistic Prose is a baiting tactic aimed in the direction of reckless, quasi-intellectual journalism with the supreme achievement occuring when journalists utilize such manufactured, Ballistic Prose words/phrases as credible terms, descriptors and characterizations as part of a legitimate literary composition, thus signifying the infiltration of artificially modernized etymology and its manifestation as an extension of an elaborate ruse}.
1. 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform S.A.W.' is an example of a ballistic prose characterization for a ridiculously large wave. There is no such thing as a S.A.W.

2. "Dude, NBC just referred to the most recent ocean wave surge as a 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform'. Do they have any clue that there is no such thing as a Seismic Aqueous Waveform? Lol!"

3. {Hambone reads and replies to one of D Dog's recent definitions on UD} "D Dog, your definitions are such a lively form of 'Ballistic Prose!" {D Dog replies} "Hambone, you just invented the term to describe this style off writing = Ballistic Prose."
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kickin' ballistics 

To reason with someone, to tell them how things really are, to philosophize about a topic.
Me and my man Gary sat up all night listening to his older brother Charles kickin' ballistics about prison industry-complex.
kickin' ballistics by merrakesh August 29, 2010

Troian Bellisario 

Best actor on abc family's Pretty Little Liars. Currently portrays Spencer Hastings. Has a dope body, dope sense of humor, dope laugh, dope smile, dope hair, dope personality. Oh, and she uses the word "dope" a lot, but that's why she's so dope. She is just so amazing that she even makes some girls question their sexual orientation. She has a unique beauty which you may not notice at first, but once you think about it, you're like, OMG SHE IS SO AMAZING I LOVE HER SO SO SO SO MUCH!!

"You are going to watch the show and you are going to like it. Otherwise I'm gonna come in to your living room through the TV like that girl in The Ring and I'm gonna scare the beejeezus out of you, do not put it past me! No really, it's a dope show, you're gonna like it" - Troian Bellisario
-Isn't Troian Bellisario just the most amazing person on Earth?

-Why yes, yes she is.
Troian Bellisario by dancergirl626 September 7, 2012

Bellissima 

To be more than pretty, to be in a state that you are so breath taking spectacular, that the attracted party has health effect such as : chest pains, shortness of breath, trembling hands, weak knees. Derived from the Italian word bellisima.
I walked into a bar an order a drink there was a tall brunette sitting there and she was bellissima!
Bellissima by C Poppa May 14, 2020

going ballistic 

Becoming fully, truly, unstoppably, gravitationally angry. Usually of a person or semi-sentient animal that can experience anger.
References ballistic missiles, whose flight paths are nearly un-alterable after a certain point.
"When dad finds out I didn't submit my college applications, he'll be going ballistic!"
going ballistic by 4onen March 2, 2016

Troian Bellisario 

An underrated actress, best known for her role as Spencer Hasting in hit TV show Pretty Little Liars. She also appeared in many short films and recently published and starred in her own masterpiece: Exiles, a spin off of Romeo and Juliet. She is extremely intelligent and funny and has an awesome raspy voice. She is absolutely beautiful and elegant, she gets her posture and elegance from her dance background, and aerial silks.
The only girl that can act on PLL is definitely the actress who plays Spencer!
Oh, Troian Bellisario? Troi Bells is the bad.
Troian Bellisario by life&love July 22, 2014

Bellissa 

The name of a beautiful, charming female. Most likely Italian. The name probably defines a female with brown eyes and brown hair. She's probably a bit stuck up, and really stubborn. On the other hand, she's sweet when she wants to be. She's very manipulative, and will probably use people to get what she wants.
Beautiful Charming Female Italian Bellissa