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budologist 

Noun 1. budologist - a stoner who studies buds.
Dude1: Man this new weed is fire! What is it?
Dude2: Idk man lets ask the Budologist.
Budologist: Ahh this is a hybrid indica sativa mostly indica dominant.
budologist by Joe Blow the 3rd March 22, 2016

Buttologist 

A person engaged in the scientific study of butts.

One who is highly skilled in buttology
As a buttologist his skills were unequaled as he got his head into his work deeper than anyone we've ever known.

She spent so much time focussed on butts that everyone considered her the finest buttologist in the world.

Banjologist 

(n) an expert in banjo-based music styles. The term originates from an episode of the Simpsons in which a talk radio host refers to a guest using the term.
Guy #1: "My cousin is from Alabama. She's a banjologist."
Guy #2: "When's the wedding?"

Bluntologist 

A person who has a lot of knowledge when it come to blunts. Whether its rollin em, smokin em or fixin em.
Someone who fixes a blunt because the person who rolled it didnt kno how.
"Yo, gimme tha blunt, you rolled it too loose and there's a whole in it, I'll fix it, I'm tha bluntologist."
Bluntologist by cardiddy January 31, 2005

bongologist 

One who studies how to smoke marijuana effectively through any bong. This includes the customs, cultures, and the art of toking.
The bongologist concluded the gravity bong to be highly effective, somewhat crude, but definitely not an urban myth.
bongologist by toothoreo January 16, 2011

beer bongologist 

someone that knows a hundred different ways for you and them to chug your and everyone else's beer.
Timmy: We need to invite a beer bongologist to this party to show the ladies how to get FUBAR.