brubes 

Facial hair that hangs from the chin in a greasy, stringy way which is reminiscent of scrotal hair.

Tom thinks he has a full grown king beard. Sure he may be growing it out but it is not filling in. We better advise him of his brubes.

brubes by Sancho Panda November 29, 2011

brubes 

Having Brown Pubic Hairs.

Gayle: Brittany, do you have brubes?
Brittany: YES! I am brown down there!

brubes by gaylepwns March 4, 2007

Bribesmaid 

A bridesmaid who, upon learning that she's in the running for the position of Maid of Honour, begins to schmooze to tip the odds in her favour. This could include flattery, doing favours, buying gifts and other general ass-kissing.

Alvin: "What's with Mary? She never has time for me anymore"
Toni: "That's because she's too busy being Kate's bribesmaid"
Alvin: "Oh man, not again"

Bribesmaid by just like honey October 7, 2015

bruceshad 

The phrase exclaimed upon the successful completion of a survey on GrindaBuck.com. Formerly known as "putting it on the board."

Hell yeah, I just got 500 gabs for that survey! "BRUCESHAD!"

bruceshad by nazagual June 7, 2017

Brucesexual 

Homosexual branch running down to the DEO (DropEmOff) Branch of Homosexuality. You'll find this new meaning of gay and be welcome by fellow twins. They/Them/Twin/DEO

I've been watching Bruce for a while now and I'm starting to feel homosexual. Bartholomew - No Twin, That's Brucesexual. It's normal around here. GIFT TKG Profit a sub to support all Brucesexual

Brucesexual by DEODicktionary July 3, 2021

Brobesity 

When you and your bros decide to become obese together.

Cashier: welcome to Mcdonalds. How may I help you.
Bro 1: We're going into brobesity, so we'd like 36 big macs, 20 large fries.
Bro 2: And 2 DIET Cokes.

Brobesity by Fatty69696969 August 14, 2012

brutes magootes 

The best way to say something "sucks", or is "brutal"

Guy 1: "How's that test gonna go?"

Guy 2: "Dude, I didn't study."

Guy 1: "Damn, that's brutes magootes."

brutes magootes by brutesmagootes December 25, 2011