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vernal broquinox

The first nice day of Spring, usually the saturday after skirt day, in which all the bros chill out by the grill in their lax pennies or 90s NBA jersey and ray bans. Pig skins will be tossed, fags smoked, natties crushed, and red meat consumed.
Right after spring break the vernal broquinox came me and my and all my bros chilled outside all day. So chill.

Moose-- can you bring over my vineyard vines coozie today? Its the vernal broquinox.
vernal broquinox by peckerle March 20, 2011

Brosquito 

Pronounced as “Bro•Sketo”.
A “Brosquito” is someone who’s yo bro but you feel a little more love for him at that moment in time so you decide to call him something a little extra today, hence, “Brosquito”.
“Ay man, we’ve been friends for a while now and I just wanted to say that I really do appreciate you.... Brosquito“ -Bro
Brosquito by Brosquito March 8, 2018

blosquirt 

The act of performing fellatio on a person afflicted with diarrhea.
Jesse asked, "So she gave you a blumpkin?"
Adam answered, "Blumpkin, no. I was full on liquid shit, it was a blosquirt."
Jesse replied, "She is a nasty bitch."
Adam stated, "She got some on her chin, that stuff was spraying out all pressurized. From both my dick and my ass. A regular squirt and spurt."
blosquirt by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

Brosquatch 

You Brosquatch lets get some natty ice tonight and have a megabank beast guap time!

brosquito 

a bro... an especially broish bro. the broest of all bros, bro.
bro: whazzap my brosquitos!!
bros: nothin much brosquito!
brosquito by madbuttery January 17, 2011

broquialism 

A commonly spoken word or phrase within the "bro" community, indicative of the "bro" lifestyle and culture.
His English is very good, but when we went to the shore he had trouble understanding certain broquialisms like "Chillax bro, don't spill the haterade."
broquialism by Dirkness December 3, 2010