A breezie is an
unintelligent female, commonly blonde and caucasian, fond of:
-applying way too much makeup
-sweatpants with adjectives written across the butt
-chewing gum
-ending sentences which are not
questions with rising inflections
-volkswagon jettas
-giving oral sex to bros
-cosmopolitans and/or cheap beer
-louis vitton purses
Breezies can be found most frequently at hiphop dance clubs, the mall, Starbucks, and in the backseats of
Volkswagon Jettas.