This is were you send your kids for 7 hours to go and “learn”. It sucks to be on the receiving end.
Other words: hell, prison, school, pain, child abuse

“I got to go to school in 3 hours and I’m stuck studying”
“Did you mean boot camp?”

Boot camp by Hey, I had a grilled cheese March 2, 2019

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If you weighed in at 455 the day you got to boot camp, you wouldn't whine about the drill instructor being heartless for calling you fat or not caring about anyone's feelings, so if you would do that with some stupid kid in headphones, you're only doing it because you think this weak ass kid has no right to call you fat, even if you wouldn't lose the horrible temper you claim to have on the drill instructor the same thing.

The kid's real crime was being stuck in a stupefied state of detached, surround, noise-cancelling audio land instead of reality when he was confronted, like it was okay to be as far removed as he was from participating in reality (or telling the girl she was a fat ass personally instead of texting it to his friend). Boot camp isn't the kind of place the fat kid would make the person using the f word (which isn't even a curse word) the odd man out.

Boot camp by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021

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