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A word that is only used in conjunction with, and followed by the word Smaxxon. Boners is pronounced Bo-nairs. It is a word created to add gravity to the already intense word smaxxon.
That girl is so smaxxon bonerz! (meaning: that girl is so fucking fina, fina hot that my pee-pee is about to fall of ya' heard me playboi?)
bonerz by The Tweeze September 5, 2008

My Panda Bonerz 

When a male's erection is infrequent and often unsustainable. Word is related to the biology of Pandas; i.e. can only have offspring every few years.
Damn, I haven't been able to close the deal with Suzy because of "My Panda Bonerz"; it's like whiskey dick, but ten times worse!
My Panda Bonerz by JazzG123 January 19, 2009

Skulz Bonerz 

An post-deceased erection.
Skulz Bonerz are the boners you get after you die.
Skulz Bonerz by KingSeti June 11, 2019

Shit Boner 

Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.
Shit Boner by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022

Business Boner 

Colloquial term referring to the arousal generated by a successful business idea, success, or venture.
Dude we just won a $1M deal, I’ve got such a business boner right now!!!!!
Business Boner by SS-Chi-town November 25, 2017

Shit Boner 

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.
I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.
Shit Boner by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010