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Blintharking 

Blintharking is an extreme sexual act. It begins with the act of shoving a Bibidi up a girl's ass while jerking off their Babidis. Once the Babidi has achieved complete release and the Bibidi has been absorbed into the mucus membrane, using one's stomach bumblebees, the female's pubic region is repeatedly stung until it swells up. The final part of the process is fucking the girl right in her vaginal canal will such force that her pussy is eradicated at a subatomic level. The female will either die or become sterile afterwards. Blinthark the Eradicator was the creator of this technique.
"I was just on my way to gay summer camp when I decided to take a break and proceed with blintharking your mom."
Blintharking by Feridon Hamidi February 28, 2019
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A cool motherfucker with miles of swagger. Someone you don't mess with but at the same time want to be. Someone you will never be. Don't even try.
Don't mess with Bolante man, he'll fuck your universe up.
Bolante by ryansgirl2005 July 22, 2009
Balint's can come off as confident, spontaneous and egoistical.. however it's only just a cover up for how soft, insecure, gentle and affectionate they can be. Balints will act like they are too cool or tough around people they don't know very well but once you get close to them, they will show you their true side.
When a Balint likes you, they will love you for a long time, possibly forever and maintain their feelings for you.

In a relationship with them, they will mainly show their love for you through physical behaviors such as hugging, cuddling.. or even kissing.

Balints can be very mysterious and not many people will really understand how valuable Balints are. Having a Balint in your life is something you shouldn't take for granted. If you are friends or in a relationship with one, keep him in your life. They are very special people.
Yo who's that mysterious dude over there?

Haha you mean Balint?
Balint by Gossipg1rl May 19, 2021
A device in the movie The Counselor. It comprises of a loop of alloy wire attached to a small electric motor. The device is thrown around someones neck and yanking the free wire starts the motor. The loops gets smaller and smaller, cutting open the victim's carotid arteries and/or decapitating them.
Man... Brad Pitt got fucked up by that bolito in The Counselor
bolito by SwimmingBird92 November 15, 2013
Lint that accumulates in the buttcrack from clothing
Man I forgot to use a dryer sheet today, now I have blint!!
Blint by bidetric March 13, 2022

Bointment 

Bointment is a non-existent metaphorical ointment you recommend to people when they get butthurt. It is a topical ointment applied on top of both cheeks to relieve any unjustified butthurtedness.
Tristan: “Bro, that’s so wack you won that game of Mario Party strictly on bonus stars!”
Stephen: “Do you need some Bointment bro?”
Bointment by Ploomer August 27, 2020