blocqu 

a ball court.

i play ball on the blocqu at night time on a shcool night.

blocqu by shassssssssssquattack June 16, 2017

cock blockula 

a social vampire of sorts. a guy who is so desperate to have sex that he will do anything within his power to make sure that you don't.

Man, I was at the bar the other night getting ready to take Susan home, when all of a sudden Ron, the "Cock Blockula" steps in with a story about his dog dying!

cock blockula by bradlay July 4, 2008

Blockuments 

Any incriminating record showing conspiracy that a January 6th faketriot refuses to turn over.

Despite initially cooperating with the request to share information, Mark Meadows pivoted and classified all of his records as blockuments.

Blockuments by Kat'O9 January 22, 2022

Bloquitas 

Bloquitas is Jordan Knights version of calling his fans blockheads.

Ladies all over the world feel honored by this definition, even those lacking the Latin flare.

"Whenever Jordan Knight calls out to his Bloquitas, they surrender their credit cards for the chance to watch him eat Bacon and maybe drink some tea with his pinky up".

"Look at that Bloquita, thinking she has a chance with Jordan".

Bloquitas by Blood-sucker August 30, 2012

blockus 

1. A board game with pieces similar to tetris shapes. Each of the 4 players starts in one corner and connects their colored pieces at the corners of their other pieces. The objective is to use up as many of your pieces as possible.

2. An exclamation yelled during a game of blockus or any other event when you have completely blocked somebody.

1. Blockus is the one of the greatest board games ever.

2. Player 1:Oh no your last move has completely

blockus-ed me.

Player 2: Boom! BLOCKUS!!!!!!!!

blockus by rat killah June 17, 2009

caucus blockus 

The political equivelant of a cock block, when a presidential candidate gets totally dogged by a political caucus, thereby hindering there campaign for presidency and future global domination.

" poor Hillary she just got another caucus blockus during her 08' campaign".

caucus blockus by Plotbert February 4, 2008

blosquirt 

The act of performing fellatio on a person afflicted with diarrhea.

Jesse asked, "So she gave you a blumpkin?"
Adam answered, "Blumpkin, no. I was full on liquid shit, it was a blosquirt."
Jesse replied, "She is a nasty bitch."
Adam stated, "She got some on her chin, that stuff was spraying out all pressurized. From both my dick and my ass. A regular squirt and spurt."

blosquirt by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018