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1. What you call your grandparents when she's boozy.
Dude you're grandma was so blimpsy last night she could barely walk!
Blimpsy by BatwomanLovesDucks September 4, 2015
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dude, ryan we were so blimped last night!
Blimped by Dino Susan January 1, 2009

green blimpsuit 

Derisive nickname for the jumpsuit worn by severely overweight custody officers in California prisons.
Lookout, here comes Big Nuts in his fashionable green blimpsuit!

blimpster 

an overweight urban female who has somehow hoodwinked others into thinking that she is attractive and desirable, usually through trendy clothing and a warped "real women have curves; that skinny girl's gotta eat" attitude. the typical blimpster is usually found w/ a small-framed, timid hipster "male."
did you see that blimpster over there? she ate her wimpster boyfriend's vegan cheesesteak before he had even fetched her some napkins!

i'm not a blimpster. it's not my fault that skinny boys love me. there's just more of me to love, i guess.

typical blimpster quotes:
"oh, john? no, sorry, i only spread for skinny boys. he's too... "livin' large" for me, if you know what i mean."

"are you gonna eat that?"
blimpster by block1of4 September 8, 2005

Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut (commonly strawberry) around your penis, and a woman performs oral sex while trying to eat the donut.
Yo' man that bitch gave me a Blomer Blimpson last night.
Blomer Blimpson by Zanethema September 4, 2017
Someone who has sex with fat chicks. A hogger or fat bagger. A person who finds a plumper to be attractive.
Look at him macking on that chunker. He's such a blimper.
Blimper by PMax March 15, 2008