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blendering 

Rendering a picture in your pc with blender, therefore pushing your computer to the absolute max.
Person 1: Hey why is your computer so loud?
Person 2: I'm just blendering, no big deal

Person 1: Dude that's dangerous for the cpu
Person 2: How?

Person 1: The computer sounds like it's gonna explode!
blendering by MyPenJustBroke October 10, 2017

Blendering 

The act of eating and spitting out food while having sex. Creating a blender like environment.
"OH MY GOD! Blendering was so awesome last night! I still have nachos in my hair..."
person 2: "Gross"
camera man: ;)
Blendering by TeacherBigRed!;) August 9, 2012

private blendering 

Where someone is so anoying that the pain of being around them could be comparied to having your privates blended.
Employee 1: "Our boss is so annoying, I would rather have my privates placed in a blender than have to spend another day with him"

Employee 2: "yeh dude I know how you feel, he's been on my back all morning, defs private blendering"

beauty blendering 

a person who is blending in their makeup with a beauty blender, but is not competent to do it right so they just assue they are doing it right. they absolutely have no idea what they are doing to their face
boy: damn do you see her face, that foundation looks wack as fuck
boy2: shit man, she must have been beauty blendering that shit
boy: she mustve, YEESH

Brendening 

standing between two people having a conversation unknowingly obstructing their view.
"hey mom dad is brendening me again"

Bennering 

The act of engaging in competitive butt sex on the weekends
That kid Devin over there really looks like he enjoys Bennering
Bennering by thatguyfromchs August 28, 2013