biscuival

Where the types of biscuit (or other bakery products) in a room outnumber the amount of people

We've got Jammie Dodgers, Hob-nobs, custard creams, bourbons and cookies here for only the two of us, it's a veritable biscuival going on

biscuival by hollybot August 17, 2008

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biscuitarian

Biscuitarian also known as the peasants or serfs diet, originated from the lower class of the middle ages. It consists only of carbohydrates. This also caused the popularity of crumpets to explode.

Being a biscuitarian, Jon strictly eats biscuits, bagels and crumpets.

biscuitarian by nickjamesbtc September 5, 2018

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Biscuitology

Biscuitology is the worlds oldest secular religion entirely devoted to the worship of the good lord of bakery products (The Mcvity One, although this should never be uttered by mortals). Founded in the year 1273 by the reverends Jamieson Masonic Bourbon and Blarious Familyious Circulous, it is entirely ecumenical, incorporating as it does the various potential branches of bakery based worship, although specifically excluding the jaffa, it being a cake.

Biscuitology is one of the world's most popular religion, as evidenced by all the fat so and so's walking the earth.

Biscuitology by Blarious Familyious Circlous September 5, 2012

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Biscuitarian

Biscuitarian or Biscuitarianism is the foremost up and coming religion about Peace, Love, Baking & Marijuana. It was created by the "Head Cook" Matthew Foughty.

The whole congregation was full of Biscuitarians willing to help with clean up after the storm.

Biscuitarian by Mjf420 May 20, 2023