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biscuival 

Where the types of biscuit (or other bakery products) in a room outnumber the amount of people
We've got Jammie Dodgers, Hob-nobs, custard creams, bourbons and cookies here for only the two of us, it's a veritable biscuival going on
biscuival by hollybot August 17, 2008
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biscuitarian 

Biscuitarian also known as the peasants or serfs diet, originated from the lower class of the middle ages. It consists only of carbohydrates. This also caused the popularity of crumpets to explode.
Being a biscuitarian, Jon strictly eats biscuits, bagels and crumpets.
biscuitarian by nickjamesbtc September 5, 2018

Biscuitology 

Biscuitology is the worlds oldest secular religion entirely devoted to the worship of the good lord of bakery products (The Mcvity One, although this should never be uttered by mortals). Founded in the year 1273 by the reverends Jamieson Masonic Bourbon and Blarious Familyious Circulous, it is entirely ecumenical, incorporating as it does the various potential branches of bakery based worship, although specifically excluding the jaffa, it being a cake.
Biscuitology is one of the world's most popular religion, as evidenced by all the fat so and so's walking the earth.

Biscuitarian 

Biscuitarian or Biscuitarianism is the foremost up and coming religion about Peace, Love, Baking & Marijuana. It was created by the "Head Cook" Matthew Foughty.
The whole congregation was full of Biscuitarians willing to help with clean up after the storm.
Biscuitarian by Mjf420 May 20, 2023

biscuitball 

Guy 1: Hey, you up for some biscuitball?
Guy 2: Sure, I'll bring the biscuits.
biscuitball by Owen_ June 7, 2011

Biscuitless 

Biscuitless; when someone has no biscuit therefor is Biscuitless
Oh look, that women is biscuitless!
Biscuitless by Luce-a-palooza June 15, 2023

biscuitlips 

A nickname that connotes fondness, much like shitmuffin and assbiscuit; also, any sort of biscuit shaped like lips.
Look over here, biscuitlips.
biscuitlips by HAASespecial July 2, 2007
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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