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bitcheneezer scrooge

A fat-ass bitch who ruins your holiday by ratting you out to your boss for being late on Christmas.
That fat-ass bitch on the ninth floor almost got me fired. On the bright side, bitcheneezer scrooge opened two of the three ski lifts on her butt last weekend.

bitchanese 

A noun (n) slang.

It is the lingo used to speak to women, which a man can get laid with the maximum results, versus just being in the friend zone. Use bitchanese, whenever you see a female, which do not want do not want to end up in the friend zone, and hence not moving past the friend zone.
"Bro, you have to learn more bitchanese, and master it, or these women, will continually place you in the friend zone."
bitchanese by B.U.M. 4 Life July 24, 2016

suns a bitchenest 

The "Red Neck" way of saying the popular term "Sons of bitches"
"Don was mad at his kids and called them a couple of suns a bitchenest"

Bitchnese 

(I made this up.. it is popular in some areas) Bitchnese: 1. Speaking the language of a common bitch
"You Dumb Bitch, I dont speak Bitchnese."
"Stop talking Bitchnese so I can understand you"
"Fuckin Bitchnese is getting on my nerves!"
Bitchnese by Mr.Skeet January 11, 2006

bitchanese 

The language of (gender neutral) bitches. Often mistaken for a complaint or a gripe, bitchanese is the never-ending tirade of whining that bitches do. Rarely offering solutions and predominantly creating problems, that is a clear indication of someone using this language.
I'm sorry, I don't speak bitchanese.
bitchanese by EmceeCoast July 14, 2021

Bitchenes 

Charlie you stupid bitchenes!
Bitchenes out of the pearson
Bitchenes by Dadi! December 4, 2022