bifoungle 

A temporary failure to think clearly.

"Hey man how old are you?" I'm uh... Oh sorry i had a bifoungle.

bifoungle by MR.C00L88 December 14, 2018

befongle 

verb: to mess with; to softy molest; to touch

I befongled your girlfriend behind the barn.
Please do not befongle me in front of my parents.

befongle by JiLeet November 30, 2010

befungle 

typical Obama mistake, major screw up, clusterfuck, or a primal state of douchebaggedness.

Obama befungled the relationship with Israel.

befungle by nuttsgt November 9, 2013

befungled 

To be sodomized in sleep by leprechauns

"Man I could almost swear I was befungled last night."
"I woke up to the smiling faces of leprechauns who must have befungled me last night."
"I snuck into my sisters room and watched her get befungled."

befungled by Jacob Ahlfield May 1, 2006

befungled 

confused or bewildered

I am befungled all the time by G Dubya.

befungled by catdancing May 27, 2007

Befongle 

to lightly molest or to touch when not wanted

That boy better not befongle me again or ill pop a cap in his ass!
I saw your mom befongling kids by the park.

Befongle by JiLeet December 1, 2010

befongled 

How to describe a place that supposedly wants to "keep it weird" but it's only just a somewhat quirky traffic jam.

"Austin sure is befongled, maybe more than anywhere else."
"WTH are you talking about? Befongled? Stop being such a weirdo."

befongled by Jalapeño Bongwater February 3, 2021