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When something is so fucking legitness, you're willing to bet anything on it.

Used when "bet" and "legitness" just doesn't give it justice.

When willing to bet to prove whatever was legitness is raised to another level.
See also legitness, legit, bet, cash me...
That punk told me to "catch him outside", I said "betness", cuz I know I'll whoop his ass.

You think I can't land that scooter trick cuz it was legitness? Haha betness!
betness by WeisTunes March 31, 2017

beatness 

the state or quality of being lamentable, disfavorable, unfortunate.
"that fucking dog pissed on my tacos. beatness!"
beatness by kagus christ October 30, 2003
1. the word for a female mexican
2. the penis of a mexican.
1. "Did the beaness refill the toilet paper yet?"
2. "Did you see that beaness in the stall between us?" "dude, what are you, gay?"
beaness by iq911506 November 9, 2010

Bestness 

Something that is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.
I love that song its bestness
Bestness by GooD oL JR July 16, 2008

sweetness beatness 

A way of expressing joy or excitement.
"I found a pot of gold in the backyard."
"Sweetness beatness!"
sweetness beatness by tsm February 2, 2008

Beatness 

(Adj) the quality of being useless, annoying, bothersome, and generally incorrect

Esp. Describing an event, activity, or person
the latest research suggests that Tucker's beatness is the greatest threat to humanity
Beatness by doctorscience July 14, 2016