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Beutnered 

(Verb)
1. To have public services dismantled and handed over to for-profit privatizing billionaires
2. To get screwed
3. To be lied to

4. To be cheated

Synonym: Monica Garcia'd

Origin, 2018: LAUSD school board secretly abs illegally hires Austin Beutner, who has no experience in education, a to be the superintendent of the Los Angeles Unified School District.

The school board sits on a continued and increasing reserve of over $2 billion, but claims they cannot give teachers a cost of living increase nor change any of the following realities:

1. Schools have nurses only 1 day a week unless they find other money to pay for the other 4 days.

2. Some school counselors have a caseload of over 1,000 students because the LAUSD refuses to hire more counselors.

3. There is no true limit on class size, resulting in class sizes of, for example, 55 in a high school math class and 43 in a sixth grade math class.

4. Most schools do not have full time librarians or school psychologists/ social workers.

5. Charter schools in California do not have to play by the same rules of public schools do. Charter schools can cherry pick their students and they can deny enrollment to students with low test scores. Public schools may not and do not deny enrollment to anyone.

Austin Beutner wants to dismantle and privatize the LAUSD into 32 portfolio districts in order to bust the teachers union so he can hand the schools over to billionaires like Eli Broad to become for-profit schools.
Dude, those billionaires totally Beutnered your school district!
Beutnered by Y4HiHSCx January 18, 2019

beeterskeeter 

A person who beats their beeter like a skeeter
Aidan is a beeterskeeter
is the yeeter's best friend and sidekick
beeter by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

beethers 

the one word needed to describe a situation, place, event, etc. that is VERY bad.
Let's dip this smoke spot man, it's hella beethers.
Man, you right. I already got mud on my new shoes.
beethers by itsbeethersbruh February 24, 2017

mo'fo' beetleroach 

An evil insect infiltrator of the most digusting variety. Known to crave the dregs of stale beer, it will lay its eggs in your mouth when you sleep. Thus, if it flys at your face, you know it's feeling frisky.
1."Dude, you need to brush your teeth. It looks like someone laid a mo'fo beetleroach in your throat."

2. "In the span of the last 4 hours, I've caught a huge mo'fo' beetleroach (in my mouth), killed at least 12 small insects, and collected a gigantic grasshopper that decided to roast itself on my ceiling fan's light."

beernertia 

(physics) the tendency of a body to want to continue to drink beers after the first one, unless acted upon by an external force.
her: why are you drinking ANOTHER beer, you're already hammered!?
him: don't question my beernertia. it's just how the universe works.

pick up an extra case of beer at the store so we don't have to break our beernertia.
beernertia by ThusSpakeWill November 6, 2009