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Bearders Remorse 

1.Extreme anguish occurring immediately following the removable of a Beard. Often following the removal, bitter regret and reminiscing of good times yourself and the beard had and questioning the decision is common. This often lasts until 5 O’clock the following day depending upon length, care and quality. Many will question your decision while others will applaud, however only you and your beard know the actuality.
The choice to disband from your beard is often not of your own will, but of someone else’s, this is the worst case. An example of this is where an individual is required to shave his/her beard for a job, and this person experiences Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave without cause is a tragic one, in that the shaver doesn’t foresee the remorse that is ahead of him until it is upon him and he has Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave with the anticipation of Beard ers Remorse due to past Beards dose makes the shave easier, and the shaver feels minimal Bearders Remorse.

beardies bath 

When your bearded dragon takes a fat bath and splashes around in, and all together mucks up his water dish. But it is also quite adorable.
My lizard Pedro is taking a beardies bath! Magnificent!
beardies bath by Jeffy! May 9, 2005
Slang for a bearded dragon,which is a lizard commonly found in pet stores that resembles an iguana.
Look at all my beardies! Aren’t they adorable lil lizards!
Beardie by Ducky Lifee May 6, 2019

beardies 

A cutsie name for Australian bearded dragons. (Pet lizards)
How are my little beardies doing today? Who has a beard? Who has a beard? Its you! Beardies! Magnificent!
beardies by Jeffy! May 9, 2005
A bearrier is a large amount of teddy bears between you and your wife.
The bearrier got too big so my wife now sleeps on the couch!
bearrier by hcaz sakraf January 15, 2008
Person 1: Hey I heard you got a Bearded Dragon!
Person 2: Yeah I did! My beardie rocks!
beardie by Zebaz May 22, 2011