beard water 

Water that collects on a man's facial hair that is imparted to a woman's cheek when he kisses her. The amount of water collected increases with the awesomeness of the beard.

"Ugh, gross, beard water! Did you wipe your face?"

beard water by Liz by way of jim December 12, 2012

Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall 

dipping your cellphone in ice water, shoving it in your ass hole while doing cartwheels and pressing vibrate repeatidly until you can easily shit.

also prevents constipation.

yesterday, kori did a Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall. amber caught her, and video taped her crying.

Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall by shakeitlikeasaltshaker April 25, 2009

water bear 

noun
the “invincible” animal that everyone thinks they’re special for knowing it exists, but most people don’t even know what the actual name of the thing is, which is tardigrade

Hey dude have you heard of this thing called the water bear? It’s invincible and can survive in any environment and-

Shut the FUCK up

water bear by Butterscotchyyy July 1, 2018

Water Board 

1. A sex act in which a woman presses a towel over the face of her sexual partner, then ejaculates or "squirts" violently over the face and towel to simulate drowning.

2. A female ejaculation aimed or targeting the mouth, eyes, and lungs of a sexual partner.

Every time Brigette Nielsen gets her hands on a man, she straddles the poor bastard like a saddle and water boards the dude until he's gargling she-skeet.

Water Board by Balki Bartokomouth February 22, 2014

water bear 

The elusive water bear, also known as a "britney", is the ladylike, PC term for the beaver. I.e., your lady business.

"Whats a water bear?" "Well we had it listed as beaver on the menu but it was offending the ladies." - stemming from a menu at a wild game supper

water bear by csulli2 March 27, 2011

Portuguese Water Board 

A sexual act where a willing partner lies on his or her back with a towel over their face. At this point, their partner will urinate on the towel whilst eating peri-peri chicken wings. Yum yum!!

Sally thought she had the measure of me in the bedroom until I hit her with the old Portuguese Water Board!

Portuguese Water Board by cjs dirty mind January 23, 2011

Golden water board 

When a girl squats over your face while grabbing onto your head and peeing directly onto your face hence making it hard to breathe while she is pissing on you.

Make sure you drink a lot of water before you give him a golden water board

Golden water board by snoozieWTF September 9, 2025