batterslap

the act of slapping someone with a hand full of ejaculate.

Brady was angry at Logan so he decided to batterslap him across the face.

batterslap by Norman Harris March 6, 2008

Battersnatch 

A vagina with a very bad yeast infection.

I was going to have lunch at the Y today but all they had left was battersnatch.

Battersnatch by Pnoder April 16, 2009

buttersnap shitfuckery 

The intransigent nature of sodomite psychology.

The unwillingness of a person to consider anything
which is not in accord with their raison d'être.

A fuctard can be a person who has buttersnap shitfuckery of the mind

buttersnap shitfuckery by Avesta May 25, 2010

Buttersnape 

A food item, semi-precious stone , or suburban youth drug slang, nobody is quite sure.

AW: What the F*ck is a buttersnape?

GS: I don't know but people are whispering about it in the shadows.

Buttersnape by wildcathockey October 14, 2009

battersea 

This word comes from little England, where there is a place called Battersea Dogs Home. Used when one sees a dog-ugly girl.

English Chav 1: Brair, check out that biatch over there! (forgets to breathe and asphyxiates)
English Chav 2: Yeah, blad! She's from Battersea!

battersea by notachav January 20, 2006

Battersmash 

The act of ejaculating on ones face followed by a malicious mushroom stamp.

If you do not shut up, I am going to battersmash you so hard and make you shut up.

Battersmash by Yorreli June 25, 2012

Going To Battersea 

sneaking off for some midnight loving.

"Where's Couzens, he was here a minute ago?"
"oh, he's Going To Battersea"

Going To Battersea by Kittae2 December 10, 2009