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1. Someone and/or something that has no hand-eye co-ordination, and cannot walk/run properly without looking like a spaz.
2. Someone who regularly catches the common cold and may die as a result, "Runny-Nose."
3. Someone who can dish it out. But cannot take it.
Sam falls.

John: "Wow, that was a Bantock Moment!"

Sam: "I Know."
Bantock by Rooooza December 16, 2008
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A bro-ho from San Diego, specifically Pacific Beach. They can usually be found living at home with their mother and can only come out till midnight. However once every two months this animal will turn into a binging/slaying machine when it returns to its native habitat or vegas. Beware the bostock at night for it usually is unaware of its surroundings and will fight without provocation and chase after porn stars/sorority girls or anything drunk at the bar.
You were a real bostock last weekend.

That bostock made it rain.
Bostock by whatnameidonthaveaname January 29, 2009
God_Merc is a Bastick.
Y'all are Basticks.
Bastick by Shade Vincitori August 31, 2017

joe bostock 

The word used to describe the common being that likes to isolate him/herself and smoke cannabis, this being is usualy found in its natural habitat smoking a fat spliff and making yo mamma jokes.
Alex: Safe ladd is jeoff out tonight.

Dean: No hes picking up a fat 10 hes such a joe bostock
joe bostock by jjeaves May 27, 2015
Bastok is one of the 3 nations in Vanadiel. It's known for always being in last place in the Conquest.Also known as "Lastok"
*checks Region Info* oh look bastok is still in last place....
Bastok by Zorro_69 June 8, 2005
Verb meaning to unreasonably promote the achievements of a child. Comes from the Jethro Tull 1972 'concept' album Thick as a Brick in which a poem by the 8 year old Gerald 'Little Milton' Bostock becomes the focus of controversy.
When the 16 year old Ivorian Souleymane Coulibaly joined Tottenham Hotspur for 2 million pounds he was well Bostocked but has never shown any real promise at top level in the adult league.
Bostock by Eschatonic August 5, 2013