barbie barbie 

A formerly beautiful and successful woman that has aged badly and lost everything she had. Many are homeless drug addicts or alcoholics.
A has-been.

Did you see that Barbie Barbie walking down the road? It's sad to see an old lady with nothing. I bet back in the day she was so beautiful she had it all .
She is hot now but she's gonna be a Barbie Barbie in ten years if she don't quit hittin' that pipe.

barbie barbie by THEFAIRYGODMOTHERINBOOTS January 27, 2018

barbie-the-Barbie 

1. In noun form, this word refers to a "roast" or putting-down of an abnormally attractive and cheery person by and for the entertainment of others.

2. In verb form, it means to participate in the act described above.

1. You're saying that my hair is blindingly blond, she's saying that I'm so happy it's depressing...what is this, a barbie-the-Barbie?!?

2. Just look at her, she thinks she's so cool with her sparkling teeth and boots with the fur...ladies, time to barbie-the-Barbie.

barbie-the-Barbie by Astrapto September 10, 2011

Barbie Hammock

An absorbent item worn by a woman while she is menstruating, recovering from vaginal surgery, for lochia (post birth bleeding), abortion, or any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from a woman's vagina.

Big Lady had a very heavy period that evening and the Barbie Hammock she had borrowed from her daughters dolls house simply wasn't sufficient to plug the flow from the barn doors.. So she grabbed Dave's Ushanka hat and unceremoniously stuffed it in the stench trench in full view of the other guests..

Barbie Hammock by Drex Johnson October 23, 2012

lanny barbie

bangin hot canadian pornstar. her french accent is ridiculously sexy. penthouse model. half-sister of another pornstar, kimberly franklin. her name is sometimes spelled lanni barbie, lanny barby.

i wanna do lanny barbie

lanny barbie by ballerific March 21, 2007

Divorced Barbie 

The Most expensive barbie there is.

Comes with Kens car, Kens house, Ken's computer, and Ken's dog.

Why does the divorced barbie cost $200?!

Divorced Barbie by IntAdd January 6, 2009

Bad Barbie 

Pussy hoe that talks mad shit

Erin is one bad Barbie bitch.

Bad Barbie by Hawtlittleshorty February 28, 2019

blonder than barbie 

Dumber than even the dumbest blonde, an empty headed idiot with dyed blonde hair.

'I thought she was dumb,but she's blonder than Barbie

blonder than barbie by AnnieBawdy May 16, 2017