bafel 

(n)a catch all word, used for various situations.

you can use it in place of most things. Like "Do you yahoo" but instead, "Do you bafel?"

Bafelbub, now that's a combine betwen Bafel and Beezlebub. Hence, bafelbub.

Then there is "what's up bafe..." Bafel shortened, and used as a greeting..

bafel by Bafelmiester November 8, 2008

Russian bagel 

A secret code for porn

Dude, want to watch some Russian bagel?

Russian bagel by Monty Python Obsessed May 19, 2014

Hakos Baelz 

rat

person 1: have you seen Hakos Baelz
person 2: oh, you mean rat
person 1: yes

Hakos Baelz by Rat#20430 September 15, 2021

bagel hoarder 

A typically obese woman with an intense love for varying types of bagels. Her and her pack will hoard a supply of bagels and leave only the healthy oat bran bagels for everyone else. They are also known to use an overabundance of cream cheese.

I really wanted an everything bagel, but the bagel hoarders got to the supply too early this morning.

bagel hoarder by ktrane March 3, 2004

Hope Bagel 

A Hope Bagel is a no ordinary bagel, it has been touched wholesomely by thy Nagito Komaeda aka " big hope daddy ".After every 69 years, A hope bagel is born by its maker, Nagito Komaeda.It is made by getting Hajime's limbs and blending them with " the big hope " and is poured into a fine bagel batter, then its is baked at 711 degrees.And boom, a none like any other, Hope Bagel.

person A: Look, its thy Hope bagel, mother! Person B: why are you this way.

Hope Bagel by yourfriendlypansexual November 16, 2020

baferd 

Bad Ass Fucking ER Doc

That BAFERD just intubated that sick patient then threw in a chest tube and a central line.

baferd by MamaDoc November 23, 2018

Bagel-faced Dipshit 

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"

Bagel-faced Dipshit by ToddUncommon March 20, 2020