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badgermole 

A fictional creature in Avatar: the Last Airbender which is a cross between a badger and a mole. They are large, blind animals which were known to be the first earthbenders. They prey on wolfbats and are fond of music. When Toph Bei Fong was a young child, she ran away and hid in a cave, which was where she met them and was taught earthbending.
"I learned from badgermoles. They don't talk, but they're still good teachers." -Toph
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Badgermill 

From Old French, Badgermille, meaning "The place one grinds a badger."

1) n. Is fiasco
2) n. Like a pepper mill, but instead, for badgers
3) n. An action in Olympic fencing, similar, but not quite, to a preparatory action.
3) v. To get physically abused for little or no pay
1) That was the most poorly organized event I have ever seen. It was a total badgermill.

2) Would you like some grated badger with your meal? I hope so, since I just bought this new badgermill.

3) Badgermill. Attack. Touch. Point.

4) Last time I was badgermilled I said I would never come back, but you know me, I'm a masochist.

Badgercore 

A musical genre composed of six people doing whatever the fuck they want.

Honey badger don’t give a fuck
I can’t believe the band Table For Sixmade their own genre called Badgercore.
Badgercore by Table For Six February 2, 2018

Badgerhole 

The anus - specifically referenced in moments of loving penetration, juxtaposed against the rushed pace of daily urban life.
Charles: Oh Petulia, you know I've always wanted to hold you so close and look into those deep blue eyes of yours.
Petulia: Charles, stop being so overdramatic and stick it in honey - We've only got 5 minutes!

(Charles thrusts forward, to no avail)

Petulia: Honey, wrong hole - not in the pink, in the stink !
Charles: Roger that Petulia : Try number 2 - this bunny is going down the badgerhole !
Badgerhole by Shyboy72 November 27, 2020

badgermilk 

Creamy, tasty substance that comes from Badgers. Coveted for it's silky taste, great for all milk products. Only produced by special Badgers, badgermilk is a rare and creamy substance,
"Yo homes can I get some milk?" Freddy Asked. "Nope, but I got something even better." His friend said. "BADGERMILK"
badgermilk by Eat A Badger January 5, 2009

badgermould 

n.
1. A strong desire for strange grey mounds, not unlike a badger, on the side of your head.
2. A small town in Scotland
3. A haircut for a pumpcious cunt
Wife "My look Arthur. That man has a right badgermould going on!"
Arthur "Why, that's André from Full Speed Alone!"
Wife "Oh yes. What a pumpcious cockmerchant"
badgermould by How it is April 7, 2005

Badgerologist

A very intelligent person who studies all different types of the majestical badger!
Man: Hey, look! What is that type of badger?
Professor: I know because I'm a Badgerologist!!!
Man: What is it then?
Professor: It's the most majesticalist badger of all, the Honey badger!! It's kicks ass.
Badgerologist by DeViiLzZ February 18, 2014