assterror 

act in which ass is terrorized by ass rangers

A.K.A Assblast

ass rangers assterrorizing your peeps in assramistan

assterror by otto titslinger June 3, 2004

Assterburners 

When your asshole burns after taking a shit

Taco Bell gave Tom a serious case of the assterburners

Assterburners by ThatGuyWhoMadeThat April 29, 2015

Assterroids 

The assterroids are a particularly virulent form of diabetic diarrhea event, in which poo is commonly splattered over the inside of the toilet stall.

Tom and Lance had assterroids last Wednesday, and we have the proof.

Assterroids by Jacques Asse April 2, 2009

assteroid 

An asshole of asteroid or planetoid proportions.

Though not gifted with the ability to articulate his feelings in a socially aceptable way, Larry was able to compensate by behaving like an assteroid and getting his point across quite effectively.

assteroid by harry flashman July 13, 2003

ASSteroids 

What someone ingests to have an ass disproportionately large in comparison to their upper body.

From the looks of Kim Kardashian's backyard, she must be on some serious ASSteroids.

ASSteroids by Bitchtard Riot Starter November 14, 2011

assteroid 

A small fissure in the anus that causes stool passage to be painful. Not large enough to be a hemorrhoid.

I had a particularly painful crap today. I think I might have an assteroid.

assteroid by Keylimeypie December 20, 2007

Assteroid 

A really inflamed hemorrhoid.

Bob: I have a raging assteroid!

Rob: That really sucks!

Assteroid by chunihan February 14, 2013