assholitik 

An individual who is unable to act in a civil manner and must always be rude and/or degrading.

An individual who is unable to act in a civil manner and must always be rude and/or degrading.
He's just being assholitik about cleaning his room or the mess he made.
If he didn’t act like an assholitik bastard, he would be a nice guy!

assholitik by Howard Allison October 25, 2005

assholeitis 

A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.

A person with assholeitis may display: Screaming in parents' face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. A person with assholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (Seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)

assholeitis by RESCU May 13, 2009

Assholitis  

Emanating an aura of aggressiveness and disdain towards others. It occurs in people from all ethnic groups; males are affected about three to four times more often than females unless provoked. Common side effect are the use of the word "stupid!" and attraction to physical violence and alcoholic beverages.

"Oh wow, I think I'm catching assholitis from you!!"

Assholitis by xicana xingona June 21, 2007

Assholity 

The quality or condition of assholish behavior; the state of being an asshole

"The assholity of Glenn Beck boggles the mind."

Assholity by ETYLF August 4, 2009

Assholitosis 

This is when someone is talking so much shit that the stench coming from their mouth could be mistaken for the other end of their anatomy.

Guy 1: " and then this super hot chick walked up to me and asked me for my number."

Guy 2: " I can't listen to anymore of this. You need to go see a doctor about your Assholitosis."

Assholitosis by Shaman_X January 19, 2009

Assholinity 

of or resembling the character traits of an asshole; jerk or jerk-like:

The high assholinity of his personality enabled him to fire me two days before Christmas without so much as an explanation for doing so.

Assholinity by Mattb4rd July 24, 2009

assholation 

A retreat or quarantine for the president or members of the executive branch other than Camp David.

Kellyanne Conway and Steven Miller have been placed in forced assholation.

assholation by Pine Bluff April 15, 2020