assassernate
(verb) To inflict massive amounts of bodily harm on a person or creature, usually in a overblown and spectacular manner.
assassernate by Vic T January 11, 2009
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consider her assassinated by Can Doghlan May 29, 2008
assassinate the toilet
The act of clogging not only your toilet but toilets within a 5 mile radius.
What happens after you watch Twillight and get violent diarrhea.
What happens after you watch Twillight and get violent diarrhea.
assassinate the toilet by Reaper118us March 19, 2010
assassinate
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transitive verb
to murder (esp. a politically important or prominent person) by surprise attack, usually for payment or from zealous belief
to harm or ruin (someone's reputation, etc.), as by slander, vilification, etc.
transitive verb
to murder (esp. a politically important or prominent person) by surprise attack, usually for payment or from zealous belief
to harm or ruin (someone's reputation, etc.), as by slander, vilification, etc.
- your mission is too asses....assiss...assas...TO KILL A GUY (top gun version)
Powerful people fear that someone will try to assassinate them.
Powerful people fear that someone will try to assassinate them.
assassinate by Noka November 19, 2007
Assassynate
To viciously insult, cut down, or thoroughly dismiss someone in a highly camp, outrageous, and bitchy manner.
Shantay: "Did you see her new Manolo Blahnik's?"
Devyn: "Uh-huuuh..."
Shantay: "Bitch looks like she got 2 dead Liberace poodles stuck to her feet!"
Devyn: "Damn! Girl just got assassynated!"
Devyn: "Uh-huuuh..."
Shantay: "Bitch looks like she got 2 dead Liberace poodles stuck to her feet!"
Devyn: "Damn! Girl just got assassynated!"
Assassynate by jamtoast January 12, 2011
ASSassurinate
The act of murdering the nostrils of many people in a crowded area by placing a big gulp filled with asparagus piss and a frozen shit log in a low key spot and allowing the musTURD gas to thaw. If done in an enclosed area, should result in roughly 11-19 people throwing up in less than an hour after placement.
Tyrant: What you do this weekend?
Big Easy: I am going to hell. I assassurinated like 50-60 people at Toy Story 4 yesterday.
Tyrant: The fuck is that?
Big Easy: I placed a 17 inch deuce into a 42 oz big gulp slushy full of asparagus piss and placed right under the seat in the third row. It was horrific. So much puke. It was all fun and games until 6 year old's were puking on their infant siblings, and the parents were pushing chunks from the sight and smell of it all. Gonna be hard to whack off tonight.
Big Easy: I am going to hell. I assassurinated like 50-60 people at Toy Story 4 yesterday.
Tyrant: The fuck is that?
Big Easy: I placed a 17 inch deuce into a 42 oz big gulp slushy full of asparagus piss and placed right under the seat in the third row. It was horrific. So much puke. It was all fun and games until 6 year old's were puking on their infant siblings, and the parents were pushing chunks from the sight and smell of it all. Gonna be hard to whack off tonight.
ASSassurinate by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 21, 2019
Ass assassinate
Boy A: Hey B, Where's your girlfriend?
Boy B: She's not here today, she's on crutches.
Boy A: What happened?
Boy B: Oh, I ass assassinated her last night.
Boy B: She's not here today, she's on crutches.
Boy A: What happened?
Boy B: Oh, I ass assassinated her last night.
Ass assassinate by Onemanarmy675 November 5, 2011