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Past tense- Artini'd

The act of switching office buildings and realizing someone has taken your requested space by force, leaving you in a meager cubicle.
You're not going to put in a request? Dawg you'll be artini'd in a week!
Artini by Wandering Mark July 2, 2024
Past tense- Artini'd

The act of switching office buildings and having your cozy office ripped from your grasp, forcing you to use a meager cubicle
You're not going to request a office change? Dawg you're going to get artini'd !
Artini by Wandering Mark July 2, 2024

artifish 

Someone who uses artificial intelligence to help them write their dating profile, and/or their messages.
He was kind, and seemed smart—alas he was an artifish—and now it all seems like a lie.
Arinie is an amazing person that is pretty and kind but you better not pick a fight with her or else...
She is happy and try not to hurt her feelings because you will regret it for life. Her personality is amazing and she will do exciting things but try not to push her limits.
If Arinie was here things would be more interesting
Arinie by iwazher3 February 1, 2021

artificial stupidity 

artificial stupidity is when a natural brunette who dyes/highlights their hair blonde claims a "blonde moment" to make an excuse for a stupid move.
Eric "That was dumb!"
Ann Marie "Sorry. I had a 'blonde moment.'"
Eric "But you're not a REAL blonde! You had artificial stupidity!"
Agent of the Antic Fraternity. One of the "OGs" as they call it. One of the loyalest and diligent workers in the society. Currently working under sector 6-2-9-3. Skillset: Manufacturer, recon, promotion, etc. Speaker to the Split Saviour, worker under the arts. Passion for Ardor and allegiance to Ardorem. Witty for sure. Do not cross this agent.
The Antic's have a top notch agent, Artin. Ever heard of him? He was there since the beginning.
Artin by The Velho October 6, 2019