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1. GENIUS.

2. Cold as ice.

3. The sound of a kayak scraping against the bottom of a lake, as 2 birds make the sound "alpino" as they climax
1. You are an ALPINO.

2. It is cold; you are an alpino.

3. You sound like an Alpino.
alpino by H Fizzle May 15, 2007

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.
Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

Alpine, NJ 

The East Coast's Beverly Hills
Kid 1: Should we go swimming? Or bowling? Or play tennis? Or ride ATVs?

Kid 2: Let's just go to my house in Alpine, NJ where we can do it all.
Alpine, NJ by matty8604 December 17, 2011

alvinophilia 

Alvinophilia is a specific sexual interest in stomachs or navels.
"I think my boyfriend has alvinophilia." said Ashley to her best friend Jenny.
"Really? Well, at least he'll always think you have a sexy belly!" answered happily Jenny.
alvinophilia by LeeHaRin June 28, 2015
per gli alpini l'impossibile non esiste

for the Alpini the impossible does not exist
alpini by Alpino November 6, 2009

Alpine Daddy 

A male, typically an Instagram photographer, who poses in front of beautiful landscapes often wearing Blundstone boots, a wide brimmed hat, a roll top backpack, and a camera at hand.

If they have six pack abs, you’ll likely see them with shirtless with a bandanna and black ripped jeans doing backflips at every location.

A common shot is mid dive into glacial lake.
Wow @jayrmcdonald is such an alpine daddy!

Man, those teal and orange tones are poppin’! You must be a real alpine daddy!
Alpine Daddy by Hikesforlikes July 30, 2019