1 definition by H Fizzle

1. GENIUS.

2. Cold as ice.

3. The sound of a kayak scraping against the bottom of a lake, as 2 birds make the sound "alpino" as they climax
1. You are an ALPINO.

2. It is cold; you are an alpino.

3. You sound like an Alpino.
by H Fizzle May 3, 2007
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