alconesia

1 alcohol induced amnesia - memory loss caused by excessive drinking

2 the terrible feeling of waking up in the morning with a mouth like a mongolian wrestlers jock strap and a massed brass band marching round the inside of your head lying nest to a woman you've never met in your life with no idea how you got there

jesus - i woke up with total alconesia - i set out for my stag party and the next thing i remember was waking up with shaved balls bollock naked in a phone box with a ratchet strap round the door

alconesia by timbaz February 7, 2010

ALONESTAR 

Awesome London Based Rapper , music producer Jethro Alonestar Sheeran, god like flow with Amazing writing abilities. Also cousin of Ed sheeran.

Jethro Alonestar Sheeran

ALONESTAR by Sheeranwarrior May 4, 2013

Alconian 

Alconianism is a religious belief in Char. It is a small religion but it is slowly growing. It is the belief in Char and her teachings.

Jakob: Did you see that new Harry Potter book that Char loves?

Beth: Yes! It was so inspiring. I’m so proud to be an Alconian.

Alconian by Alconiansforever September 6, 2021

alcorexia 

Alcorexia is a syndrome where a person on diet will drink but not eat, in order to consume fewer calories. You end up at this bad result from some simple logical steps:

1) You are on diet and counting calories.
2) You are going out for drinks with friends. You've got to be social!
3) You realise that beer and wine have a lot of calories.
4) You have to decide how to avaoid going "over budget" for your calories - eat supper and drink water later, or skip supper and go drinking?
5) You decide to go drinking!
6) You drink on an empty stomach
7) Hilarity ensues. Hilarity often includes falling over or vomiting.

Alcorexia involves skipping meals to save calories, calories that are "spent" on alcohol instead.

alcorexia by CityNewt1 June 16, 2011

Abonesian

When your best freind tries reading the word "Abominations" from your Social Studies book but he is autistic and says Abonesians. Also a group of homies which we sleep with and spend our time with.

Nigger 1: Are you an Abonesian?
Nigger 2: Yea bro.
Nigger 1: Lets sleep together

Abonesian by GetsNoBishes March 9, 2022

alcomenesia 

a medical condition where a person suffers short term memory loss due to alcohol consumption

I had a big night last night and today am suffering from a mild case of alcomenesia

alcomenesia by bread infection October 23, 2005

Acronesia 

The act of temporarily forgetting an acronym, and needing to look it up, or ask a friend what it stands for.

"What's SMH again? Darn it, I KNOW THIS. I guess I'm having another fit of acronesia..."

Acronesia by thefoldrock April 9, 2012