a. johnson 

When a guy ejaculates on a womans face

Hey did you give her an a. johnson?

a. johnson by Ator July 16, 2008

Pulling a Johnson 

Pulling a Johnson is a video game term for completing a multiplayer matchmaking game without earning a single kill against the opposing team.

Players that pull a Johnson help their team in absolutely no way. They only ensure defeat for the team, merciless mockery and a cloud of shame for pulling a Johnson.

Damn it Clint you died 20 times and got no kills. Great job pulling a Johnson!

Pulling a Johnson by TurtleMoney April 10, 2021

Hum A Johnson 

The combination of slobbing on a nob and humming one's favorite tune.

"I hum far too much johnson for my own good."

"I have an idea, how about you hum a johnson!"

"I'm gonna go tame that ass."

"I hooked up with a bitch last night."
"Did she hum your johnson?"
"Naw she gave me that gum job cus she had no teef."

Hum A Johnson by POISON DART August 25, 2008

Pulling a Scott Johnson

1) The act of having to go poop on a plane.

2) The act of going to taco bell, ordering 6 tacos, and then eating them in the parking lot before going home......add a Brian Ibbott for more fun (order 1 bean burrito)

Going to taco bell and ordering a Scott Johnson (Pulling a Scott Johnson"

Pulling a Scott Johnson by ryansox October 28, 2012

taking a mike johnson 

Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.

"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"

"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."

taking a mike johnson by MikeJohnson November 1, 2013

To pull a Dr.Johnson 

To start working on an assignment or a project on the last moment possible, and to submit it without re-checking.
This phrase refers to a habit of Samuel Johnson (a.k.a Dr. Johnson), an English writer (1709-1784), who was known for submitting his work for publication without checking the work

A: OMG, you actually managed to finish the assignment before the deadline this time, even though you told me you started on it just yesterday!!
B: Hehe. Yeah man, I pulled a Dr.Johnson!

This action is called "to pull a Dr.Johnson"

To pull a Dr.Johnson by craylulu.ki December 30, 2014

pulling a Ms Johnson 

When the teacher gets mad for no reason at all and proceeds to call you worthless.

Putana Lorda is pulling a Ms Johnson

pulling a Ms Johnson by Ms Johnsons Favourite April 25, 2020